Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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