Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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