You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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