scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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