Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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