she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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