you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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