How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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