All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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