Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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