this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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