I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
And then the night went full on bisexual.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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