we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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