This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
It's blow job season.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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