we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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