i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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