Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i think i have herpe
just one?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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