Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Semen is not good for contacts.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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