their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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