he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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