i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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