You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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