I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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