good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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