She announced her abortion via fbk
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm way too hungover for life right now
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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