How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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