I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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