fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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