okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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