Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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