I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
do herpes really smell.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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