he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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