Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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