When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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