Heybabeimwearingurpanties
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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