I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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