..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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