drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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