would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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