I feel like abortions should bother me more
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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