Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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