i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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