is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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