whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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