Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
