This girl is more easily done than said...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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