I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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