She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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