he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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