Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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