Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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