Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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