Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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