can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize