The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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