therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just had sex bonerless
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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