no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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