did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
