your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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